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“We were deprived! There was no such thing as Beavers when we were going to National School.” - Dan
“There are loads of ways to get fit, but there is only one way, hard work.” - Ref. Instructor.
“I could have been riding high on the wings of love, on the back of a motorbike with Joe Thong” - Edel
“When is Easter Sunday? Is it on a Friday this year” - Sinead
Colin: “Can I have a strawberry milkshake?”
Girl behind counter: “What Flavour?”
“That would be an ideal birth, you could fart it out!” - Edel, referring to having a 2lb baby.
“Some stranger we all know” - Edel
“Always drop down to 3rd when reversing” - Carol
Carol: “Happy Christmas Paudi”
Paudi: “Ah, don't mind that old shit”
“When I get drunk I do stupid things, I'd eat a lump of shit off the ground!” - Girl on bus
“Stephen Hawkins… He's not very… “Street” though is he?” - Eoin
“They are the same song, only they have different words” - Edel
“Balls to this, fuck this shit” - Colin referring to the rain
“Ye think ye are cool…. Ye bad fucking langers” - Psycho Kevin
“We'll drop it down to you, they have to be cooked first!” - Lad working in McDonalds
“Asterix… Is that the fellow with bollix… I mean Obelix” - Robert
“… Nick Faldo…” - Peter out of nowhere
“In LA, people run” - Brendan
“That's what we need, a big fucking cabbage” - Peter